Striped Aficionado Prints

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

"As you were."

'Now that's an afro!'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

Medal hording

Brigadier Ray McDermot - Royal Australian Army Corps

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

A Royal Navy Admiral

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."