Striped Fashionista Pillows

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Carioca

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Elvis Presley.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Urban Life.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Horse costume.

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

A sweet and tender kiss

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Wrapping up trees.

"Darling, it's so this season."

Saul and the Pauls

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

The Gangsters.

"Let me remind you all of the policy against dressing provocatively, and yes, we're referring to what you wore last Tuesday, Don."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

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