Striped Fashionista T-Shirts

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Carioca

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Urban Life.

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

A sweet and tender kiss

Horse costume.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Saul and the Pauls

Wrapping up trees.

The Gangsters.

End of Mask Use

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.