Sporty Fashionista Pillows

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

The circular nature of running wear.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Two Disco Divas.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Football haircuts.