Fashion-conscious Sporty Pillows

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

Tennis Fan

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'