Fashion-forward Athlete Pillows

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Prosecco Drinker

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

"I like you in a tie."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

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