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Fashionable Golfer

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

The weight of winning gold.

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower