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I like the Jets...I guess

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."