Sports Fashion Pillows

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

Ladies in Lycra

Robot Jogger

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

I love tennis

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Chav a Merry Christmas

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'Howzat?"

Tennis Fan

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

Tennis

Oops

Foam Finger Envy

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

What do you mean he lost

'I play a lot of sports.'