Sports Fashion Gifts

Ladies in Lycra

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

I love tennis

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

Designer Shoe Dwellers

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Chav a Merry Christmas

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

'Howzat?"

Oops

Tennis Fan

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

Tennis

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

Foam Finger Envy

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'I play a lot of sports.'

What do you mean he lost

"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."