Sports Apparel Gifts

Foam Finger Envy

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Robot Jogger

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Only used once

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Your son's sneakers called.'

Ladies in Lycra

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Mixing Baseball and Football

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Oops

A ball's best case scenario.

'They're for a friend.'

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

Tennis

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'This is our new camouflage hat.'