Sports Apparel T-Shirts

Foam Finger Envy

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Only used once

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Ladies in Lycra

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Mixing Baseball and Football

Tennis

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

A ball's best case scenario.

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

'They're for a friend.'

Oops

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'This is our new camouflage hat.'