Sports Merchandise T-Shirts

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Only used once

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Forever Football Fan

Mixing Baseball and Football

'These are my rookie cards.'

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Oops

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'