Sports Merchandise Gifts

The Beckham in right now

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Only used once

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Bill Tilden

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Famous Baseball Athletic Supporters.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Forever Football Fan

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

Mixing Baseball and Football

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'These are my rookie cards.'

Oops

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'