Sports Merchandise Seller Gifts

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Only used once

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

Forged signed memorabilia.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Mixing Baseball and Football

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

Foam Finger Envy

'I'm better than you and you.'

The Beckham in right now

Golf shop

Golfing Returns.