Sports Merchandise Seller Gifts

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Only used once

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Forged signed memorabilia.

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

Mixing Baseball and Football

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

Foam Finger Envy

'I'm better than you and you.'

Golf shop

Golfing Returns.

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."