Sports Merch Gifts

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Replica Football Merchandise

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

Forever Football Fan

Mixing Baseball and Football

Oops

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'These are my rookie cards.'