Sports Merch Gifts

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Replica Football Merchandise

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Bill Tilden

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Forever Football Fan

Forged signed memorabilia.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Famous Baseball Athletic Supporters.

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

Mixing Baseball and Football

'These are my rookie cards.'

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