Sports Merch Enthusiast Gifts

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Replica Football Merchandise

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Chav a Merry Christmas

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Forged signed memorabilia.

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'They're for a friend.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'