Sports Merchandise Addict Gifts

Replica Football Merchandise

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Running With Scissors Marathon

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

Forged signed memorabilia.

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'They're for a friend.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'The dollar was down, the yen was up...but Michael Jordan autographed basketballs held steady.'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'Can you come back later? I'm trying to watch the football.'

'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'

'Got any other form of ID?'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'