Sports Merchandise Addict Pillows

Replica Football Merchandise

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Running With Scissors Marathon

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

Forged signed memorabilia.

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

'They're for a friend.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

'Can you come back later? I'm trying to watch the football.'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

'Got any other form of ID?'