Sports Supply Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Only used once

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Forged signed memorabilia.

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Chav a Merry Christmas

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'They're for a friend.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

The Shop-a-thon.

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

Golf shop

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

'Got any other form of ID?'

'Take his golf club, they're worth a few bob!'

'I'll never forget my glove again!'

"Do you have an indoor sports bra?"