Sports Merch Enthusiast T-Shirts

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Replica Football Merchandise

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

Chav a Merry Christmas

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Forged signed memorabilia.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.

'They're for a friend.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

'Got any other form of ID?'