Sports Equipment Retailer Gifts

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

Only used once

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

Forged signed memorabilia.

Mixing Baseball and Football

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'They're for a friend.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

Foam Finger Envy

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'I'm better than you and you.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

Golf shop

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

Golfing Returns.

'I like this camouflage.'

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."