Sports Equipment Retailer Gifts

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

Only used once

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Forged signed memorabilia.

Mixing Baseball and Football

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'They're for a friend.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

Foam Finger Envy

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'I'm better than you and you.'

The Beckham in right now

'Got any other form of ID?'

Golf shop

Golfing Returns.