Shopping For Sports Gear Gifts

'Got any other form of ID?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Only used once

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Mixing Baseball and Football

'They're for a friend.'

Oops

The Shop-a-thon.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

Foam Finger Envy

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'I'm better than you and you.'

The Beckham in right now

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'