Sports Supplies Gifts

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Only used once

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Mixing Baseball and Football

Oops

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

Foam Finger Envy

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'I'm better than you and you.'

Golf shop

'Got any other form of ID?'

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'