Sports Supplies Gifts

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Only used once

Bill Tilden

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Mixing Baseball and Football

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Oops

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

Foam Finger Envy

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'I'm better than you and you.'

The Beckham in right now

Golf shop

'Got any other form of ID?'