Sports Equipment Gifts

Mixing Baseball and Football

Golfing Returns.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Exercising

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Only used once

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

home fitness/fatness

'They're for a friend.'

Oops

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

Foam Finger Envy

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'