Sporting Goods Gifts

'I'm better than you and you.'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Bill Tilden

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Only used once

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Ladies in Lycra

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Forever Football Fan

Famous Baseball Athletic Supporters.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Mixing Baseball and Football

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'