Sporting Goods Pillows

'I'm better than you and you.'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Only used once

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Forever Football Fan

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Ladies in Lycra

'Your son's sneakers called.'

Mixing Baseball and Football

'These are my rookie cards.'

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"