Sports Shopping Pillows

Golf shop

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Only used once

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Mixing Baseball and Football

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'They're for a friend.'

The Shop-a-thon.

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

Foam Finger Envy

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'I'm better than you and you.'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

'Got any other form of ID?'

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

Golfing Returns.

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'