Sports Store Frequent Pillows

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Die-hard soccer moms.

Only used once

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

The Shop-a-thon.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

The Beckham in right now

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

Golf shop

'Got any other form of ID?'

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

'I like this camouflage.'

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'