Sporty Shoppers Pillows

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'Shove' (at big sale).

"The women keep undressing you with their eyes up here. Let's go to the shops instead."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"