Sports Retailer Pillows

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

The Beckham in right now

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Only used once

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Mixing Baseball and Football

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

Oops

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Kangaroo shoes.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

Stork delivering shoes.

Foam Finger Envy

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

'I'm better than you and you.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

Golf shop

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'