Sports Retailer T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Only used once

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Forged signed memorabilia.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Mixing Baseball and Football

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Oops

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Kangaroo shoes.

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

Stork delivering shoes.

Foam Finger Envy

'I'm better than you and you.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

Golf shop

Golfing Returns.

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'