Sports Shopping Gifts

Golf shop

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Die-hard soccer moms.

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Only used once

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Mixing Baseball and Football

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'They're for a friend.'

The Shop-a-thon.

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

Foam Finger Envy

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'I'm better than you and you.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

The Beckham in right now

Golfing Returns.

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."