Sports Clothing Pillows

Oops

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Chav a Merry Christmas

Ladies in Lycra

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Your son's sneakers called.'

Mixing Baseball and Football

A ball's best case scenario.

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Tennis

Foam Finger Envy

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

'I'm better than you and you.'

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'