Sports Clothing Pillows

Oops

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Robot Jogger

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

Designer Shoe Dwellers

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Ladies in Lycra

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Chav a Merry Christmas

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Mixing Baseball and Football

A ball's best case scenario.

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Tennis

Foam Finger Envy

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

'I'm better than you and you.'