Sportswear Pillows

Designer Shoe Dwellers

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

Street Fashion.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Your son's sneakers called.'

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

"Do you have an indoor sports bra?"

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Robot Jogger

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Chav a Merry Christmas

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Ladies in Lycra

Mixing Baseball and Football

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Tennis