Shopping For Sports Gear Mugs

'Got any other form of ID?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Deregulated Baseball

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Only used once

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Mixing Baseball and Football

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

Oops

The Shop-a-thon.

'They're for a friend.'

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

Goals, yes, but don't forget bats, balls and sneakers.

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

Foam Finger Envy

'I'm better than you and you.'

Golf shop

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'