Sports Memorabilia Seller Gifts

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'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Mark Gastineau

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Kobe Bryant

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Suzanne Lenglen

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Jozef Golonka

'Birdie.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Umpire's Banquet.