Fashion-forward Fans Pillows

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

The Mummy's Purse...

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

A woman in prayer

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"It's dress down day!"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.