Fashion-forward Faithful Pillows

A woman in prayer

New Shoes.

"We have the exact same taste."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Madonna's out early this morning."

QR tattoo.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Holier Than Thou

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"She made her hat in rehab."

Young Frankenstein

"Make me look like this."

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"