Fashion-forward Reverend Pillows

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

A woman in prayer

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Prosecco Drinker

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Tonsure Toupee

Bible Weights

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Look at this baby, just in from Italy. You'll have to fight off the chicks, Man.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?