Fashion-forward Fans Prints

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Joined at the hipster.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Elton John

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

A woman in prayer

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Beware of Dawg.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"It's dress down day!"

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'