Fashion-forward Cyclist Pillows

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Rogue elephant

Bike powered computer.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Prosecco Drinker

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Boris Bike

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"It cuts air resistance."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Ladies in Lycra

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"I like you in a tie."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

The 'ironicycle'.