Bicycle Fashionistas Pillows

Ladies in Lycra

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Cyclist

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Boris Bike

"It cuts air resistance."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Bikini Between Buildings

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

"I like you in a tie."

"Yeah, that's cool. It matches the one your master has on her ankle."

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Hardcore Hikers

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'

Rather Smart All Round.

'He just found out his human has invested in some daisy reins.'

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'