Bridle Fashionistas Pillows

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Fashionista

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

Ladies in Lycra

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Penguin in a swimming costume.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Midlife Madness

The Country Wedding.

Coool shades! Oh, sorry!