Bold Fashion Lover Pillows

'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Fashionista

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

As Seen Watching TV

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

Hospital gown pageant.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Bag Lady.