Bold Fashion Lover Pillows

'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Fashionista

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

As Seen Watching TV

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

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Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Bag Lady.

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.