Bold Fashion Experimenter Pillows

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Underweird bras."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Utility Chic.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."