Bold Fashion Explorer Pillows

Gary couldn't tell if people were serious or actually making fun of his new haircut. ('Hey! Nice hat!')

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Lady Gaga

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels