Bold Stylist Pillows

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Too bright."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Christmas Socks

'Is that a wig?'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Fortune Favours the Brave

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Fashionista

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. he's paying me handsomely to defend him and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Hairdressing for Bald People

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'