Bold Dresser Pillows

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'In that outfit, I can't tell if you're stepping out or coming out!'

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"

"The school wants all the mothers who come to pick up in tights and crazy boots to dress better."

"A funeral procession is following us!"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Do you like my little black number?'

That dress.

"He's had a chequered life."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

'I'm under the illusion peole are staring at me.'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"When you don't bring much to the table, you compensate by what you wear."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Marion has some chutzpah wearing a boa to a black tie event like this."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"Too bright."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Choosing What To Wear.