Expressive Dresser Pillows

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

I love coloured tights

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

The Dandy

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Burlyesque

"Maybe this year..."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Closet.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

A woman holding the globe

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Tree

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'