Expressive Dresser Pillows

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

I love coloured tights

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

The Dandy

Honey Costume

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Utility Chic.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Maybe this year..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Burlyesque

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Closet.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Beard, socks and sandals.

Fashionista

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

A woman holding the globe

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

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