Statement Dresser Pillows

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Do you like my little black number?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Utility Chic.

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Maybe this year..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Closet.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Beard, socks and sandals.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Tailored mummy outfit.

Matching Outfits

Tree

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Still in fashion

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...